Thursday, June 23, 2005

Batman Begins

A review, presented in haiku.

Batman's a good flick
A movie to watch again
Have not seen it yet.

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Corpus Christi Trip

Went to Corpus Christi today after church and met up with Jorge and Julian to help them shoot a two-day women's conference going on there. We stayed at a great big hotel called the Omni that made me woozy because I'm afraid of heights.

Julian's wife and kids stayed with family they have in town. The plan later is to go visit Whataburger By The Bay and have me a cheeseburger before I leave for back home.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Injury To Insult

The cat fell on my face this morning.

He likes to sleep perched on the windowsill above my bed and sometimes his gerth pulls him over the side as he scratches his way down my wall and onto my bed. This time, however, he landed on my face.

I awoke suddenly feeling a warm, squishy feeling coming from the crown of my nose. As you can see, Cat scratched me up pretty bad. He sat next to me on my desk probably waiting to see if I would punish him. I didn't. I was more concerned with blood getting into my eye.

I washed up and went back to bed. Now I'm telling the world.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Order 66


I have just returned from watching Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of The Sith at the 12:15 am showing at Tinseltown in Mission. I have but one thing to say . . .

It's all about the Vader.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

My Personality

Yeah, that's right. Mountain Dew says I'm Darth Freaking Vader over here.

Maybe it's my long black cape, helmet and artificial breathing aperatus that keeps me alive due to my excessive lightsaber lacerations and lava burns. Also the fact that I was born a whiny Canadian and then suddenly aged to become a sixty-year-old British man in the span of forty years.

And let's not forget my inate ability to harness the Dark Side and strangle people ... WITH MY MIND!