Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Injury To Insult

The cat fell on my face this morning.

He likes to sleep perched on the windowsill above my bed and sometimes his gerth pulls him over the side as he scratches his way down my wall and onto my bed. This time, however, he landed on my face.

I awoke suddenly feeling a warm, squishy feeling coming from the crown of my nose. As you can see, Cat scratched me up pretty bad. He sat next to me on my desk probably waiting to see if I would punish him. I didn't. I was more concerned with blood getting into my eye.

I washed up and went back to bed. Now I'm telling the world.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Order 66


I have just returned from watching Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of The Sith at the 12:15 am showing at Tinseltown in Mission. I have but one thing to say . . .

It's all about the Vader.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

My Personality

Yeah, that's right. Mountain Dew says I'm Darth Freaking Vader over here.

Maybe it's my long black cape, helmet and artificial breathing aperatus that keeps me alive due to my excessive lightsaber lacerations and lava burns. Also the fact that I was born a whiny Canadian and then suddenly aged to become a sixty-year-old British man in the span of forty years.

And let's not forget my inate ability to harness the Dark Side and strangle people ... WITH MY MIND!

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Star Wars TV Series

I just realized that I'll never be given the chance to direct a feature Star Wars movie. This saddens me. However, I'll have enumberable opportunities to create my own fan film and who knows? With the new Star Wars TV series in the works, maybe I'll be able to helm an episode or ten?

Musings, ramblings, fantasies. All in a day's work.

Friday, May 13, 2005

Top Ten

Jorge, Julian and myself came up with a Star Wars-related Top Ten list for the youth this past Chi-Rho. Can you smell the cheese?

Top 10 reasons to bring a date to Star Wars - Episode III:

10. It's a chick flick, really.
09. Hayden Christensen appears without a shirt.
08. So does Chewbacca.
07. Natalie Portman gives birth to Luke and Leia in a Wal*Mart.
06. The Emperor woos Anakin to the dark side with flowers and chocolate.
05. You can sneak in cinammon buns by placing them in her hair.
04. When you go to the bathroom, she can hold the camcorder.
03. She can translate for you if she speaks wookie.
02. You like it when she calls you "nerf herder".
01. When she tells you she loves you, you can reply with "I know."

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Mother's Day

I hope everyone enjoyed a decent Mother's Day (or Mothering Day as its known in other parts of the world). After church I came home, ate a hamburger, drank apple juice and watched Outland. I then slept. When I awoke it was time for dinner and I ate spaghetti.

I'm actually in a bad mood because I've been sick for the past two weeks and am just now getting over it but my throat feels like its been cut from the inside. It hurts to swallow and the persistent coughing doesn't help either. Yet, for some reason I decided to go to the beach yesterday and clear my head. I walked in the sand in my jeans and as green as our water is I wished I had brought swim trunks. Instead, I took pictures with my camera phone, checked out the girls and enjoyed the cool, unobstructed breeze wafting in from the Gulf.

I also managed to get some work done as I mused over the design of P&P Season One. I can't tell you much, but I do know it's going to be big. Real big. To keep our fingers busy in the meantime we'll be releasing our first two PSA's (Public Service Announcements) this month. The first will be called Graduation and the second will be The Rules and Ethics of Formally Calling "Shotgun". We'd do more, but it's hard work being funny.

This month will also see the staggered release of bloopers and outtakes from the "iGod" videos at the P&P website as well as some finely written essays on the subject of producing machinima. Right now, you can check out the just-added introduction to our Behind The Scenes section which gives some insight into what P&P is and how it really is a Christian outreach.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Two Firsts

1. I preached my first sermon Thursday, April 28, 2005. It's called Overcoming Temptation and you can read it here. The presentation of the ten minute sermon was made in front of about thirty youth during our Chi-Rho youth ministry and overall, I believe it went well. Normally the kids sit and talk amongst themselves but they kept relatively quiet as if they were genuinely interested in what I had to say. I guess it helps that I was using Star Wars - Episode VI: The Return of The Jedi as a visual aid.

2. Sunday, May 1, 2005, Patrick Hamilton allowed me to play entre acte and incidental piano music during the quarterly F.A.I.T.H. Banquet held at Calvary Baptist Church. Several people walked up to me afterward exclaiming they had no idea I could play, let alone write my own music and perform it.

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Special Effects

Here is an essay I wrote in the War of The Worlds (2005) forum at IMDB.com concerning a thread titled "Best Effects scene in history?"

You ALL have to remember that the best visual effects are the ones that you, the audience, don't realize are a visual effect. For that, a special mention MUST be made to the work Industrial Light and Magic did in Forrest Gump. Everything from the ping pong ball to the rain in Vietnam and of course the digital integration of archival footage. The work ILM did made Forest Gump a verb. (ex. "They'll need to Forest Gump that actor into the scene.")

Also, have you realized that the majority of the movies mentioned in this thread were the work of Industrial Light and Magic and that they weren't even around until Star Wars. Nor did they do anything other than Star Wars until Dragonslayer, which boasts some of the greatest Star Wars-era VFX of all time.

This is why I must give credit to Stanley Kubrick who was directly responsible for the visual effects of 2001: A Space Odyssey, which redefined what invisible visual effects were all about without motion control technology. 2001 sold the idea that VFX don't have to look fake. John Dykstra and the newly formed ILM took that idea a step further by making VFX dynamic with computer-controlled movement for Star Wars.

Also, the outstanding work displayed in Alien by director Ridley Scott who was apphaled at the shots that came back from the London effects shop and personally supervised and shot the visual effects from scratch to ensure his vision of realism was not tarnished. Much of that work did not use motion control or compositing in any way.

Looking at The Empire Strikes Back as not only my favorite Star Wars movie but also one of my favorite movies, period, the context of the visual effects enhancing Irvin Kirshner's storytelling as well as acknowledging that the effects don't scream "look at me! I'm a visual effect!" as does LOTR and The Matrix. The majority of the work on Empire was stop motion photography. That serves to remind me of the fantastic mine cart chase in Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom where EVERY SHOT except for close-ups of the actors, was stop motion photography of tiny little puppets on a tiny little stage. The tiny model train that careens over the cliff in Back To The Future Part III that looked so real.

And though I agree that the transformation scene in An American Werewolf in London is hands-down the best human turning into a werewolf scene of all time, I disagree that it is a visual effect and it is, rather, a mechanical effect. This qualifies it as a "special effect" but it removes it from the category of "visual effect". To clarify, in Jurassic Park, the shot of the velociraptor jumping up on the kitchen counter is a visual effect because it was composited into the shot. The shot of the raptor snarling was a puppet that was shot on location in camera and required no compositing and is therefore a mechanical effect.

All are special effects as acknowledged by the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Sciences when it had to come to that ruling when deciding who should get the Academy Award, ILM or Stan Winston? Both did.

But to place the transformation scene in AAWIL as an argument for great special effects when also mentioning "effects films" like Titanic and T2 would probably be the reason no one here has seen it. A COMPLETE fascination of special effects ranging from the visual (a Star Destroyer), the mechanical (the donut hole in the T-1000's head), and the make-up (Chewbacca) effects.

Keeping that in mind, I can have a list that includes AAWIL and John Carpenter's The Thing right beside Star Wars. I also really love that shot in Jaws when the shark eats the boyscout leader. That still freaks me out.