Jorge, Julian and myself came up with a Star Wars-related Top Ten list for the youth this past Chi-Rho. Can you smell the cheese?
Top 10 reasons to bring a date to Star Wars - Episode III:
10. It's a chick flick, really.
09. Hayden Christensen appears without a shirt.
08. So does Chewbacca.
07. Natalie Portman gives birth to Luke and Leia in a Wal*Mart.
06. The Emperor woos Anakin to the dark side with flowers and chocolate.
05. You can sneak in cinammon buns by placing them in her hair.
04. When you go to the bathroom, she can hold the camcorder.
03. She can translate for you if she speaks wookie.
02. You like it when she calls you "nerf herder".
01. When she tells you she loves you, you can reply with "I know."
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