Yeah, that's right. Mountain Dew says I'm Darth Freaking Vader over here.Maybe it's my long black cape, helmet and artificial breathing aperatus that keeps me alive due to my excessive lightsaber lacerations and lava burns. Also the fact that I was born a whiny Canadian and then suddenly aged to become a sixty-year-old British man in the span of forty years.
And let's not forget my inate ability to harness the Dark Side and strangle people ... WITH MY MIND!
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